If you have ever read or seen the play Julius Caesar by William Shakespeare you will have come across the following passage spoken by Brutus:
There is a tide in the affairs of men.
Which, taken at the flood, leads on to fortune;
Omitted, all the voyage of their life
Is bound in shallows and in miseries.
On such a full sea are we now afloat,
And we must take the current when it serves,
Or lose our ventures.
Not many people were aware of it at the time, but he was talking about replacing your tatty old sliding glass door. Brutus was smart enough to realize all those years ago that sliding glass doors don’t last forever and there comes a point (a tide in the affairs of men) when you need Fort Lauderdale sliding glass door replacement. He was actually telling Caesar that he was thoroughly fed up with trying to get in and out of the palace through that darn sticking, juddery old door and it was about time Caesar coughed up a few dollars (or in this case sesterces) for a new one.
Of course, Caesar, being the mean old emperor he was, wasn’t about to put his hand into his toga for a new door and point blank refused.
We Know What Happened Next (at Least in Fort Lauderdale)
We all know what happened next. Brutus rounded up the rest of the senators, who were also pretty hacked off with the door, and they kicked Caesar into the long grass.
There is a lesson here for all Fort Lauderdale residents. There comes a point when it is no good trying to keep repairing that awful old sliding glass door that dates from 1966 and you need to take it at the flood, which leads on to fortune.
So you bite the bullet and invest in Fort Lauderdale sliding glass door replacement which leads on to fortune – i.e. it makes you and your family happy bunnies.
Really, why put up with sticking and jamming a moment longer, when you can have the latest whisper-quiet sliding glass door with all of the latest energy saving technology. You get a door which opens and closes at the touch of a finger and you will save money because you can turn the air conditioning down.
It LOOKS So Much Better
You also have a sliding glass door which LOOKS so much better than that old antique that you’ve got at present. A door which will impress your friends when they come round for a barbecue, rather than have them wonder if you are heading for the poor house and this is your farewell party.
So go for it. We can carry out Fort Lauderdale sliding glass door replacement for you in less than a day. Take the current when it serves.
Much better that than having you say “Et tu, Brute?”